Remember that site I told you about a couple weeks ago? It’s called First Auditions. The gist of it is they bring in guys to audition for porn shoots. They don’t tell them that it’s for gay porn, so all these straight guys come walking in, thinking they’re going to get paid for getting it on with a girl … little do they know

They have guys from all over the world, but this guy, Adam, is from the UK. I wouldn’t kick him outta bed.